FUN FACT: Haley has never beat Hannah in a game of rat race and refuses to play any longer.
Although they're cousins, Jordan and Hannah grew up more like sisters. And despite a grueling nine months in her mother's womb, Hannah was nearly killed by Jordan at birth due to her curiosity of electric sockets and car keys in the hospital room. A seemingly small, unintentional act caused the whole hospital floor to lose electricity and worse....gave Hannah a life long battle of frizzy hair. If you are wondering what she is doing in this photo, no one knows...it’s just payback.
FUN FACT: Jordan can beat anyone at a game of golf...with her eyes closed.
Some may think Julie is all work and no play - recently being recognized as a U.S. rising star attorney, but don't let that fool you! Julie is always ready for an adventure, game or something fun! Although she isn't much competition, she is always up to compete. This former Ohio State tennis star is ready for whatever you hit her way.
FUN FACT: Julie was present during Jeron and Hannah's first group hang out.
Although she is dating Hannah's older brother, Lauren is actually quite intelligent. She loves to see new places and is always down for an adventure...unless it involves hanging off a cliff (but, who could blame her). If you bump into her, be sure to ask about the time she kissed the Blarney Stone.
FUN FACT: Lauren may be sweet as tea, but she performs a mean autopsy.
FUN FACT: Lexy assisted Hannah in finding news stories when times were dry and it was clutch.
FUN FACT: Makenzie was once an associate for Clown's Unlimited.
FUN FACT: Sam has a dog named Brody. Sam is more obsessed with Brody than Hannah and Jeron are with their dog, Depot.
Hannah and Sarah are two peas in a pod. After all, nothing says best friend like simultaneously battling Montezuma’s Revenge in a foreign country and sitting on gas station curbs for absolutely no reason at all. On a more productive note, Sarah is an expert at enneagrams and if you aren’t sure what number you are, ask her. However, she may already have it figured out anyway. As a school counselor in a tough district, she's able to crack the toughest of personalities. She may be toasting a glass, but she's also seeing you deep down for who you are, so don't try and hide it!
FUN FACT: Sarah literally knows every song in nearly every movie...we dare you to test her.
Commonly referred to as Tay, Taylor was one of Hannah's first friends transitioning into a new middle school. Although not so funny then, they were both denied access into SOAR, aka "the smart class," but luckily had each other to deal with that heartbreak. On a brighter note, Taylor has always been a trend-setter showcasing the latest hip style. Well, with the exception of the very short lived "all black, gothic-like" period...which we won't discuss.
FUN FACT: Taylor's childhood home is built on some haunted Indian graveyard...or so Taylor and Hannah believed growing up.
As partners-in-crime, Teddi and Hannah were connected at the hip through high school. Some highlights from their friendship include, but are certainly not limited to: absolutely ridiculous music videos that have seemingly disappeared and being kicked out of a vacation home before entering. As tennis teammates, they participated in several hours of exercise weekly. However, do not let this nor Teddi's perfectly-toned body fool you...she and Hannah once ate a whole, frozen red velvet cake in one sitting.
FUN FACT: Needing the best Halloween costume idea? Teddi is your girl.
As Jeron’s younger brother, Kellen has always been at his side. Kellen would listen to what Jeron had to say, even if it meant picking up yellow jackets while still alive. He always wanted to play games, even if it meant getting checked into the fence for hours on end.
FUN FACT: Although his birth name is Kellen, he prefers to be called Kelly Cakes, so if you speak with him at the wedding...please address him accordingly.
Former Buckeye captain with a natural, angry look, Austin is actually a teddy bear at heart. Quick to poke fun, yet, easy to poke fun at, Austin's laugh and louder voice can't be missed. We know you all hate Ohio State (from Oregon to Florida and everywhere in between), but this is one of few Ohioans you can approach and actually have a conversation with. Please be aware, if you're playing a game with Austin, he may alter the score in convincing fashion.
FUN FACT: While playing for the Dolphins together, Austin and Jeron could be seen around Ft. Lauderdale, ordering enough food for a large family. Ask about the jalapeno challenge at J. Alexander's ... not a good idea for people that already sweat with weather over 80 degrees.
Brian is a Missouri mutton-busting champion and cattle extraordinaire. If you're looking to know what your cow-calf pair is worth on the market, he can tell you with ease and accuracy. But if you plan to discuss your vegetarian diet, please be warned, Brian isn't one to shy away from letting you know his stance on the topic.
FUN FACT: Brian, Josh and Jeron were briefly held up in Jamaica by their cab driver. The situation ended quickly with Brian simply replying "hey pal, take a hike".
Carson 'Crazy Legs' Coffman is already thinking of the next best idea. He's spent the last couple of years across the country and internationally, challenging anyone in sight to whatever their favorite card game is (except when visiting Jeron & Hannah, he knows how that will go). He's most known for his competitive ping pong play in Kansas State University's Haymaker Hall, where his residency was in jeopardy after throwing ping pong paddles at the people that beat him.
FUN FACT: Carson has received over 100 free cookies from Subway throughout his lifetime, simply by asking each visit.
Cory is Hannah’s more “talented” brother who can pick up any instrument and learn it with ease. He’s recorded multiple albums, won multiple Chip Chip green jackets, but his biggest claim to fame is burning down a forest (calm down Oregonians, we’re not talking another Eagle Creek, just a couple of acres).
FUN FACT: Cory may be talented musically, but his shrimp and grits might be the best you've tasted!
John is a Wichita native and undercover KU fan that possesses unassuming athleticism. Constantly competing on the football field as a linebacker while Jeron was a tight end, the more intense arguments always came up off the field, centered around ping-pong or Mario Kart. He wouldn't strike you for the type that chose Peach, huh?
FUN FACT: John is a back-to-back-to-back Biddy Ball Champion. His elementary success ultimately led to a scholarship offer from the "prestigious" Kansas University, only for him to rebel to a more natural habitat at Kansas State.
While most want to talk to Josh about football, he would prefer to discuss rare snake breeds or show off his freakishly torn bicep. Josh is well spoken, well traveled but all sophistication goes out the window when it comes to gaming. If you're looking for an easy win, ask for his gamertag. For a for-sure win, challenge him to FIFA, where he will only play with who he models his hairstyle after, Cristiano Ronaldo.
FUN FACT: Josh once threatened to no longer live with Carson, John & Jeron after finishing last place in a card game when deciding the selection order of rooms.
FUN FACT: Matt is a history major. No matter where you’re from, coast to coast or a farm in between, he probably knows more about your hometown than you.
FUN FACT: Ryan is a lifelong Cleveland Browns fan, please have sympathy.
Tysyn is a dog lover with golden retrievers of his own, Gibson and Birdie Lou. He may be the nicest of Jeron's friends, that prefers to go along with the group. While Tysyn was once a heralded athlete, he has since lost step, and recently suffered a torn ACL in a community flag football tournament.
FUN FACT: Tysyn has been known for a chiseled body, which is amazing given the amount of candy he can eat in one night....night after night....and nothing happens. Ask for his secret!
As the executive bridesmaids, Kendall and Taylor are in charge of cracking skulls should any of the bridesmaids fail to live up to their duties. And they will. Because they mean business.
FUN FACT: Kendall is the next big fashion icon. Taylor is the next big gymnast. Ask them to show off their skills, they will not disappoint.
FUN FACT: When Reese's mother got married years ago, Hannah was a bridesmaid in their wedding.
FUN FACT: Auggie had a boat named the “Pirate Hooker” - ask him how it ended...
FUN FACT: Corey can knock a can off your head from 15 yards away by throwing a football backwards through his legs.
FUN FACT: Cullan grew up on a golf course...keep that in mind if you need another teammate.
FUN FACT: Ian once let a bull charge him to win a wallet.
FUN FACT: If you’d like to see his best magic trick, just bring him a solo cup filled with Busch Light and he’ll make it disappear faster than you’ve ever seen.