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As smart as you like!

Interpretation

Keep your kigus in the closet. No tracksuits or trainers.

Those that consider themselves gentlemen: we'd love to see you in a suit. Necktie or bow tie: your call... however bonus points for waistcoats, cufflinks and lapel decoration.

To those who wear dresses: wedding smart does not mean you have to wear hats, or heels, or anything that would make you uncomfortable!

Any other variation of smart will be equally perfect!

If you do wear a hat, be warned: "It is notoriously difficult to socially kiss while wearing a wide-brimmed hat" --Debrett’s.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a tricycle..?
Attire!

/əˈtʌɪə/

FORMAL•LITERARY
noun
clothes, especially fine or formal ones.

To be confused with: a tyre
/ˈtʌɪə/
noun
a rubber covering, typically inflated or surrounding an inflated inner tube, placed round a wheel to form a soft contact with the road.


Needless to say, the parrots are red herrings.

I met a smart parrot called Michael,
On his way to a wedding recital. 
His feathers were well-preened,
His beak shiny and cleaned
And he chose not to fly, but to cycle...