Q: What words of advice do you have for Neal to survive marriage with Esha?
A: Let her go nini time @9:30PM... and always keep your socks under lock & key
Q: If Esha could only have 3 apps on her phone, what would they be?
A: 3 apps Esha would have on her phone would be : iMessage, find my friends, and Instagram
Q: What does Esha get mad at Neal about?
A: Being logical. Neal is a pretty logical guy. He finds the quickest way to achieve something with the best results. If his feet are cold, he’ll put on 3 pairs of socks and continue doing what he’s doing (even if it puts him at “Uncle” status). Esha on the other hand. She’ll start off by complaining about it. Then when no one does anything, she’ll turn up the thermostat. After that she’ll find one of the thousand blankets she owns and sit with it in her lap. Then, she’ll ask Neal to bring her a sweatshirt because she doesn’t want to move from her warm spot. Then she’ll complain about it more. When Shakti Papa realizes that it’s warmer in the house, he will ask who changed the thermostat to which Esha responds. Then they get into an argument about why Esha can’t just wear more clothes instead of doing all these other things. Esha’s response would probably be something along the lines of 'But it feels nicer this way!'
Q: What would Esha's perfect day be?
A: Esha perfect day—At the risk of sounding like a bad Pinterest quote, Esha’s perfect day would include love, laughter, and loved ones. Esha's day would start filmy like Poo’s from Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham, but maybe a little more wholesome and not as high maintenance. She would proceed to look at her Find My Friends to make sure her friends are home safe and sound....and because FOMO. Naturally she would be slaying it at work with her newly earned MBA so she would be able to focus on more important things. Hanging out with one of her favorite humans, her Nanu, would be on the top of the list. She would then get an OT (if you know, you know) class in before heading to brunch with her family, because every Indians’ first love is food. The rest of the day would involve Esha spending time with more friends and family until the Stanley cup hockey championship where her and Neal watch the the Blues beat the Blackhawks and take the Stanley Cup for the 10th year. The day wouldn’t be complete without one last peek and Find My Friends because...Esha.
Q: If Esha won the lottery, what is the first thing she would do?
A: If Esha won the lottery she would buy blues all inclusive season tickets, with uber rides from Kathy to and from games and an unlimited supply of apple ciroc vodka for the ride there
Q: If there was a housefire, what is the first thing Esha would take out?
A: If there was a house fire, Esha would grab Marley and make sure she gets Marley out safely... and Neal, you should know that Esha would definitely go get Marley out of the house before she’d even attempt to try and wake you up and tell you there’s a house fire.
She’d probably also grab her over priced leggings first too... Sorry, Neal!
Q: What is Esha's guilty pleasure?
A: Chocolate covered strawberries!!! You couldn’t get enough of them in college. Don’t know that it’s a guilty pleasure but the only thing that would trump that is the “find my friends” app. If any of us ever get kidnapped, I find comfort in knowing that you would be able to save us.
Q: What TV show character does Esha remind you of?
A: Esha embodies many of the same qualities as Rachel Green from one of her all-time favorite tv shows, “Friends”. Here’s why:
1. Her fashion choices
Like Rachel, Esha enjoys the finer things in life when it comes to fashion. You can find her strutting her Louis Vuitton clutch, even while taking Marley for a stroll!
2. Her loyalty
Esha is loyal to a fault – in both good times and bad. She never gives up on a friendship and cares about her friends like they are family.
3. She’s Neals’ lobster
Esha and Neal have always had a strong connection throughout the years. Since dating at SLU, doing long distance, and now GETTING MARRIED, I can honestly say that these two are meant to be!
Q: What is one thing Esha can't live without?
A: Hmm, it’s a tie between Neal and Marley...but let's be real just Marley
Q: What would Esha do if not in her current occupation?
A: Esha would be a professional dancer/choreographer. Esha and I grew up together listening to bollywood music and Esha would choreograph moves since we were children. Her and I performed in multiple dance performances all the way through college. Esha has a passion for dance and bollywood just like I do which is just one of the reasons we have been so close for over two decades.
Q: Describe Esha and Neal's relationship in 3 words:
A: Never Any SHAHnthi
Q: What is your fondest memory of Esha?
A: Esha...my baby sister! I have known her from before she was born..literally.. Looking back, the first memory of hers I have is that of a little girl , all of 2 or 3 years , with curly hair( in a boycut) walking a wobbly walk at the airport , looking at every round thing possible and calling it "ball-ee" . This cutie could make anyone fall in love with her at the first sight! So much so I even named a doll after her :-p .The random dancing which happened almost all the time , the "tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana' Sonam' " , maiyya yashodha., her obsession with red suits...the list is endless.. she was and still is our bigtime entertainer everytime she visited! The memories are so fresh! All the times we have spent together are cherished! Can't believe our little girl is about to get married!!! Esha Sama when did you grow up?..Love you ...You will always be my little one!
Q: If Esha was going to get stranded on an island, what are 3 things she would take?
A: 1. Marley 2. Flat iron 3. Gel nails
Q: What is Esha's spirit animal?
A: Okay, here me out on this one. Esha’s spirit animal is a weasel. Weasels are known to squeeze themselves into small spaces, often without anyone noticing. We used to call her this in college because she somehow found her way into our friend group, and managed to stick around. Now, we can’t imagine our group without her!
Q: If Esha could only eat one meal for the rest of her life what would it be?
A: Anything sweet if not on a diet
Q: Which Disney character does Esha Massi remind you most of and why?
I think Esha Massi would be Sally from Cars. Sally and Esha Massi have a contemporary style. They both are charismatic, as well as intelligent. The two are also organized and get jobs done.
Q: What words of advice do you have for Esha to survive marriage with Neal?
A: You'll need to get soundproof earphones for you and Marley to be able to sleep through the earthquake that is Neal's snoring
Q: What is your fondest memory of Neal?
A: We went kayaking in Florida and of course Neal steered the kayak towards these trees and in order to avoid getting hit by the branches, we had to lean towards the right. This caused the whole kayak to flip over and I lost my sunglasses and phone. Now we were playing a game on that phone before and I was about to win so I'm pretty sure he did this on purpose
Q: If Neal was going to get stranded on an island, what are 3 things he would take?
A: If he knew he was going to get stranded on the island, why would he go? Then again it’s Neal.. His blackberry, Microsoft zune, and Esha
Q: What is Neal's spirit animal?
A: Maybe you think of Tom, maybe it’s Garfield, heck it could even be the infamous Keyboard feline when you think of the most popular cat. However, you would be wrong. The most famous cat of all time (aka the GOAT of cats) is the Nealu. He’s sly, cunning, and can often be seen spitting out those pesky hair balls ;). Like Professor McGonagall, Nealu often transforms into his secret spirit animal during the night & that’s why Esha loves him. It’s because he has the qualities of a cat: loving, curious, and playful.
Q: If Neal could only eat one meal for the rest of his life what would it be?
A: Like most of us, if Neal could only eat one meal for the rest of his life it would def be the 5$ box from Taco Bell. We talking sub beans errthing, extra fire sauce
Q: What is Neal's guilty pleasure?
A: I’m pretty sure Neal’s childhood dream was to become a wrestler. Despite his seemingly calm demeanor, he always finds a way to tackle his friends to the floor before the night ends. Not one to shy away from dirty tricks, he regularly uses his signature move: sit-and-tickle. It’s a critical hit!
Q: If there was a housefire, what is the first thing Neal would take out?
A: Glasses, then the Cat. Neal would die in the fire if he can't find his glasses
Q: What does Neal get mad at Esha about?
A: Spending boo koo bucks
Q: If Neal could only have 3 apps on his phone, what would they be?
A: Robinhood, Google Maps, and Spotify
Q: What is one thing Neal can't live without?
A: Esha. But also RivRyan_Photography on Instagram
Q: What would Neal do if not in his current occupation?
A: Cat sitter
Q: What would Neal's perfect day be?
A: Neal's perfect day would definitely start at 6 am, before anyone else is awake. Then a little Zelda action before hanging out with friends. There could also be some hiking or outdoorsy type adventures involved. And maybe some more video games before ending the day telling Esha she spends too much money.
Q: Describe Esha and Neal's relationship in 3 words:
A: "Loving, Caring, Sharing"
-Joey Tribiani
-Saahil Sheth
Q: If Neal won the lottery, what is the first thing he would do?
A: If Nealu were to win the lottery the first thing he would do is let Esha buy anything she wants that's not on the dollar menu at Taco Bell
Q: What TV show character does Neal remind you of?
A: Nealu is his own character, they should make a tv show about his life. But if I had to pick Neal is most likely like Stu the dentist from the hangover, Neal would most likely lose a tooth before his big day or even Alan cause Neal is so fashionable especially with his purse! All kidding aside Neal is probably most likely like Ted mosby, always trying to find the "one" which he finally has, congrats Esha you won him over!
Q: Which Disney character does Neal remind you most of and why?
If Neal was a Disney movie character, I think he would be the human chef Alfredo Linguini from the movie Ratatouille, and not just because I'm hungry. Like Alfredo the character and not the sauce, Neal is a genuinely kind person with a drive to help both people and animals. Like Neal, when Alfredo meets Remy, the rat chef savant, he realizes it’s in their best interest to work together — which is the right answer when you meet a top class chef like Esha. Okay now I’m getting something to eat.
Q: Where do you see Esha and Neal in 5-10 years?
Loaded question. I want to see them with little fetuses that inherit Neal Bhaiya’s calming personality, Esha Didi’s persistence, and both of their integrity. I also would like to see them happy and successful with their jobs and work. And maybe, just for Neal Bhayia’s happiness, I would like to see a cat in their ever-growing home (along with Marley, Scotch, and any other dogs Esha Didi wants). Lastly, but most importantly, I want to see them happy as a pair. One small request to wrap this up: I want to be known as the favorite Bhayia by all the offspring.
Q: What advice would you give Neal and Esha's future children?
Dear future offspring,
I may only still be a teenager but I assure you what I say now is something that will help you never ever feel bad about yourself. My first piece of advice is to use your family as your main support system. I cannot express in words how lucky you are and what it means to be a apart of this loving family. No matter what comes your way or any obstacles you face, we will always stand by you no matter what. My second piece of advice is to listen to always listen to your parents. Although I may not do that sometimes, I have noticed that not listening to my parents results in something bad. You may not be born yet, but I can assure you that you have the most loving parents next to my own. Lastly, my last piece of advice is that if you want the latest and greatest shazam thing, ask your Dad and study AP Biology with your Mom in high school.
With Love,
Krish Bhaiya
Q: What advice would you give to Esha Massi and Neal Mossa to always be happy together?
To argue less, but if they argue, they should make it up.