Milla & Mike

No kettles or runcible spoons
Are required to stock up our rooms...
This couple of new-weds
With purse full of cobwebs
Are saving for our honeymoon.

While our energy efficiency rating
Is currently sitting at "E"
Improved heat retention
And new boiler -- immersion --
Could take us to EPC "C".

Plus, a dishwasher sorely is needed
To spare us much trouble and strife...
Undertaking these projects
Will curb greenhouse effects
And a source of discord in our life! ;-)